Observed arrival · 2026-11-15
Save Marley: the family dog’s re-election campaign
A mock campaign site argues that Marley should remain the household’s only dog.
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- Dog-loving families with a soft spot for mock campaigns
- Worth noticing
- The mock ancestry results add up to 200%, a joke the page attributes to the Save Marley Campaign Lab.
Field notes
The campaign builds its jokes from household lore rather than generic dog slogans: Marley has a skunk incident, an aversion to Ears Day, and a stated rivalry with golden retrievers. A mock ancestry panel derives the name from Marius and Shirley, then adds “Good Boy” to results that total 200%. The page also gives its promises comic limits: the skunk pledge is not guaranteed, and fetch happens only if someone throws the ball.
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