Featured in Domain Arrivals · 2026-08-15
Useless Cat Does Nothing
A deadpan product page for a cat-shaped object with no features, no power, and no apparent purpose.
Why it surfacedIts specifications are wonderfully exact: “Buttons on him 0,” “Problems solved 0,” and movement limited to turning its head. The variants add tiny existential footnotes, including a lamp that worked while the cat did not and a box whose only useful component was the foam.
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The Two-Tonne Temperature Problem
August 15’s newborn domains include a live-aboard hydrogen airship with a two-tonne lift problem, a Japanese toolbox that explains its assumptions, an advisory-by-advisory Hawaiʻi hurricane archive, and a wedding-gift game about ungrateful poultry.
This is one of 1,000 discoveries in the 2026-08-15 Domain Arrivals issue.