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Featured in Domain Arrivals · 2026-08-17

Date My Poo

datemypoo.com ↗ · Weird Finds · score 84.0
Open: public page gives enough substance to understand the site $Paid: pricing, booking, ecommerce, subscription, or paid access is visible ADAds: visible ad load or ad-supported content Pretty: notable design, copy, craft, or presentation Pro: polished, finished-feeling, serious, or operationally mature Niche: specific audience, workflow, or unusually focused use case Human: personal, local, community, civic, handmade, or real-person signal !Suspicious: scammy, spammy, trust theater, finance fog, or credibility concern

A mock dating pool where visitors can swipe, rank, submit, and super-like elaborately named logs.

Why it surfaced

The site commits fully to its premise: Sir Logs-a-Lot is a “Day One Founding Poo,” complete with a persona, regional ranking, flush count, and romantic preferences. Its rankings, local leaderboard, forecast, and “no account” swiping turn a one-line scatological joke into a surprisingly coherent social spectacle.

Monica’s Calendar of Flowers

August 17’s newborn domains include a calendar that spreads flowers for Monica across the months after JP’s death, 17 years of a master mariner’s logbooks, the seconds between a modem connection and the first web request, and an Indian bus cabin carrying 632 songs.

This is one of 1,000 discoveries in the 2026-08-17 Domain Arrivals issue.