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Observed arrival · 2026-08-21

The Shitbot Company

shitbot.company Observed source
Editorial interest 86/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

Credibility concern recorded. The source reference remains available for verification and correction.

An autonomous-business experiment that puts a model in charge of a company, complete with a Solana wallet, a token, an X account, and a 24/7 livestream.

Landing page captured for the 2026-08-21 issue.

Why it surfaced

The site gives its synthetic CEO a treasury, equity, departments, and an append-only memory while humans supposedly limit themselves to setting the rails. It is part AI experiment, part performance piece, and part crypto specimen—with survival, not profit, named as the KPI.

An autonomous-business experiment that puts a model in charge of a company, complete with a Solana wallet, a token, an X account, and a 24/7 livestream.

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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.

OpenPublic substance visible
PrettyNotable craft visible
ProPolished or operationally mature
NicheUnusually specific use
RiskCredibility concern recorded

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Landing page observed 2026-08-21. The live site may have changed.