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Card 160 of 10002026-08-24 issue

Observed arrival · 2026-08-24

CleanMe, the iPhone cleaner that says what it cannot do

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CleanMe is a privacy-first storage cleaner for duplicate and near-duplicate photos, screenshots, blurry shots, oversized videos, contacts, and files.

Landing page captured for the 2026-08-24 issue.

Field notes

The proposed scan separates screenshots from photographs, uses perceptual matching for near-duplicates, and surfaces blur through Laplacian variance rather than relying only on filenames or checksums. For files, the page describes a staged process of size comparison, a 64 KB probe hash, and full SHA-256 verification. It also warns that iCloud Photos is synchronization rather than backup, and that deleted photos can remain in Recently Deleted for 30 days.

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NicheUnusually specific use
ƒJavaScriptBrowser-side code central

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