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Card 179 of 10002026-08-24 issue

Observed arrival · 2026-08-24

Poopmaster Listens In

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Editorial interest 84/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

An AI-powered device that recognizes bathroom sounds on-device, limits phone time, and aims to analyze bowel activity.

Landing page captured for the 2026-08-24 issue.

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Poopmaster is presented as a dedicated device rather than a phone-only app: its neural network processes bathroom sounds locally and its built-in speaker can announce when a user has exceeded a chosen time limit. The homepage says the model was trained on real-world recordings from around the globe and that stool activity will be mapped to the Bristol Stool Chart. No hardware demonstration, pricing, or product access is visible beyond the early-access form.

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