Observed arrival · 2026-08-24

The Trump Board: 33 Permanent Ad Spots

trumpboard.lol Observed source

Editorial interest 84/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

A satirical advertising board divides Donald Trump's face, clothing, and surroundings into 33 claimable placements.

Landing page captured for the 2026-08-24 issue.

Field notes

The board divides the image into 33 named territories, from individual facial features to the tie, flag pin, shirt, and surrounding background. Its pricing logic is intentionally exponential: the page shows $2 for the first claim, $1,024 for the tenth, and $8.6 billion for the thirty-third. The displayed leaderboard lists one claimed spot under TRUMP, while the FAQ describes logos, links, and permanent placement as the proposed buyer benefits.

Observed signals

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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.

○OpenPublic substance visible

$PaidCommerce or pricing visible

✦PrettyNotable craft visible

●ProPolished or operationally mature

◎NicheUnusually specific use

ƒJavaScriptBrowser-side code central

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