Observed arrival · 2026-08-27
The Legend of Meathead Turns Exercise Into an RPG
A mobile role-playing game where walking, running, lifting, and cycling generate the resources that move a hapless hero through a world of bosses, quests, and collectible Meat Hats.
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The proposed game converts data from Apple Health and Health Connect into distinct resources: walking creates Travel, running creates Endurance, strength training creates Might, and cycling creates Distance. The page presents 37 of 127 Meat Hats, ranging from a Cocktail Sausage to a Golden Ham, and says the cosmetics are purely cosmetic. It also describes a solo-first party system with companions including Brutus, Legolasagne, Flexi Lexi, and Ham Solo.
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