Brand My Kids Is Selling Advertising Space on Imaginary Children

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The site organizes its product as a ten-row auction floor, with each row offering an illustrated boy, girl, dog, or cat and a $50 opening price. A first bid starts a seven-day clock, while bids that push a listing out of the top ten are described as refundable. The page reports $0 raised and 0/10 occupied, and says buyers receive a certificate alongside the logo placement and outbound link.