Observed arrival · 2026-08-28
Brand My Underwear: Advertising’s Most Intimate Auction
A live auction for seven digital logo placements across illustrated underwear, starting at $10 per spot.
○Open
⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
Field notes
The auction divides the illustrated garment into seven named placements, including front center, left butt cheek, right butt cheek, and both thighs. Two spots are shown as claimed at $10, while the remaining five invite $10 claims. A bidder previews a logo by entering its website, then pays through Stripe; the page says the logo remains displayed until someone pays $10 more. The operator explicitly distinguishes the digital illustration from physical underwear or public wear.
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○OpenPublic substance visible
$PaidCommerce or pricing visible
†AdsAdvertising visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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