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Card 121 of 9982026-08-29 issue

Observed arrival · 2026-08-29

Brand My Baby

brandmy.baby Observed source
Editorial interest 86/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

A live auction lets advertisers bid for logo placements on a 3D baby's forehead, chest, belly, bum, and other tattoo-ready zones.

Landing page captured for the 2026-08-29 issue.

Field notes

The auction exposes twelve named zones, from forehead and chest to left cheek and foot sole, with large, medium, and small dimensions. The page reports one chest bid at $10 and identifies the model as “Baby 1.0, metaball edition,” a 51 cm, 3.4 kg virtual object rendered with MeshPhysicalMaterial. It attributes the experience to three.js, React Three Fiber, and Next.js, while the college-fund destination remains a stated premise rather than independently verified evidence.

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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.

OpenPublic substance visible
$PaidCommerce or pricing visible
PrettyNotable craft visible
ProPolished or operationally mature
NicheUnusually specific use
ƒJavaScriptBrowser-side code central

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Landing page observed 2026-08-29. The live site may have changed.