Observed arrival · 2026-08-29
Brand My Baby
A live auction lets advertisers bid for logo placements on a 3D baby's forehead, chest, belly, bum, and other tattoo-ready zones.
Field notes
The auction exposes twelve named zones, from forehead and chest to left cheek and foot sole, with large, medium, and small dimensions. The page reports one chest bid at $10 and identifies the model as “Baby 1.0, metaball edition,” a 51 cm, 3.4 kg virtual object rendered with MeshPhysicalMaterial. It attributes the experience to three.js, React Three Fiber, and Next.js, while the college-fund destination remains a stated premise rather than independently verified evidence.
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