Observed arrival · 2026-08-29
Brand My Ass: The Human Billboard Auction
A live auction lets advertisers buy one of nine temporary logo placements on one man's backside.
○Open
⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
Field notes
The page treats the body as a conventional advertising inventory map, assigning each location a size, tier, opening price, and visibility rationale. Prices are listed in AUD, with placements ranging from 18 × 7 cm love handles to a 40 × 14 cm tramp stamp. Bids are described as immediately payable, while late bids extend the closing clock and an outbid payment covers only the period during which the logo was displayed.
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○OpenPublic substance visible
$PaidCommerce or pricing visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
ƒJavaScriptBrowser-side code central
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