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Card 375 of 9992026-08-30 issue

Observed arrival · 2026-08-30

HUMFIX: The AI Support Desk

humfix.net Observed source
Editorial interest 75/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

Credibility concern recorded. The source reference remains available for verification and correction.

A parody meme-token site where a fictional artificial general intelligence keeps calling one broke human technician for help.

Landing page captured for the 2026-08-30 issue.

Field notes

HUMFIX uses a support-ticket interface to stage an AI failure narrative: an artificial general intelligence reports an UNKNOWN_ERROR, then receives the solution “CALL_HUMAN.exe.” Its financial framing is deliberately small-scale, assigning €9 to domain registration and reserving the remaining stated budget for a coin purchase. The Solana token is presented as forthcoming, with a 1,000,000,000-token supply and no contract address yet visible; the page says the address will be added only after verification.

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