Observed arrival · 2026-08-31
Brand My Shorts: an advertising auction on one pair of trousers
A live auction lets brands bid for one of twelve logo-patch placements on a pair of shorts worn in public for 90 days.
○Open
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$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
Field notes
The auction divides the garment into twelve named zones, with prices tied to patch size and claimed camera visibility. The listed placements include thigh panels, pocket flaps, cuffs, hems, and a back-yoke panel; the waistband remains clean. The page describes heat-pressed, colour-matched logos, public wear on at least five days per week, and additional logo-and-link placement on the site during the 90-day run.
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○OpenPublic substance visible
$PaidCommerce or pricing visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
◉HumanPersonal, local, civic, or handmade
ƒJavaScriptBrowser-side code central
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