Observed arrival · 2026-09-09
Roast — Your Wallet, Well Done
A public-data tool that scores Robinhood Chain wallets by trading behavior and prints a short, joke-filled roast ticket.
○Open
⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
Field notes
ROAST accepts a Robinhood Chain address, checks public transfers, balances, and pool prices against twelve weighted rules, and produces a 0–100 severity score with a shortened address and comic explanation. The visible scale runs from RARE to BURNT, while examples include wallets holding tokens in pools below $5,000 and wallets trading 40 or 58 different tokens within seven days. The site also exposes a rules page, API link, data sources, and an opt-out route.
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○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
ƒJavaScriptBrowser-side code central
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