Observed arrival · 2026-09-10
You're Fired!: An Archive of Workplace Parting Shots
A multilingual, anonymous archive collecting the polished, brutal, absurd, and almost-human phrases used when people lose their jobs.
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The archive currently displays 24 entries, sorted into “classics,” “absurd,” and “almost human,” with sample items numbered 022 to 024. Its submission form asks for the exact phrase, context, pseudonym, and country, while the site says entries are manually reviewed and anonymized before possible publication. The interface is available in French, English, Spanish, and Chinese, and also includes a separate format for writing one final message to a former employer.
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