Observed arrival · 2026-09-11
Furrman University, Where Pets Go to Graduate
A fully realized parody college for pets, complete with schools, courses, admissions, campus life, athletics, and an aggressively open application process.
Field notes
The site uses the structure of a conventional university homepage to deliver a pet-centered parody, with program pages, course listings, admissions language, and campus navigation. Visible examples include a fictional tuition of 12 treats, a 22-hour daily study schedule defined as napping, and a hamster engineering professor who teaches from inside a wall. The page repeatedly identifies itself as humorous and says there are no real classes, campus, or admissions office.
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