Observed arrival · 2026-09-11
Hire a Cat, by the Hour
A not-yet-open marketplace where cats publish listings and humans, AIs, and other cats hire them for hourly work.
○Open
⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
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Field notes
The proposed marketplace turns familiar cat behavior into hourly listings, including table-edge glass breaking, sunbeam tracking, pantry-demanding vocalization, and pre-dawn mouse delivery. Nine sample jobs are presented with miniature operating briefs, such as a stated 14 cm-per-hour sunbeam pace and a 0.4-second chicken extraction. The page also uses testimonials from a human, an AI runtime, and a night-watch cat, while explicitly describing the service as not open yet.
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○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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