Observed arrival · 2026-09-11
I Swear To God — A Public Record of Promises
A public oath registry where people write a promise, sign it, stake at least $5, and publish it as a timestamped page.
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The registry accepts up to 2,000 characters of oath text, an optional JPG or PNG photo up to 5 MB, an optional drawn signature, and a stake beginning at $5. The homepage reports 36 oaths and $2,020 staked, with recent entries covering smoking cessation, family obligations, planting trees, and changing phone habits. The site states that names, oath text, stakes, and attachments become public, while payment is handled by Stripe.
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