Observed arrival · 2026-09-11
Lily Ramsay, D.D.S., Welcomes You to 1998
A deliberately unfinished retro dentist homepage featuring teeth services, a goat assistant, a guestbook, and a booking button that admits it does not work.
Field notes
The page organizes its joke around a complete dentist-site information architecture: biography, procedures, prices, reviews, guestbook, and booking. Its service menu includes “telling you the number of teeth you have” and asking questions with both hands in the patient’s mouth. The booking flow then breaks character just enough to explain that there is no calendar, database, or backend—only one HTML file—and redirects would-be patients to texting Lily.
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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.
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