Observed arrival · 2026-09-11
TRUMPDEAL: The Greatest Deal Ever Made
An interactive political satire in which Donald Trump sells himself back to America through an eight-round negotiation.
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The site stages its premise as a collectible sale, complete with Lot No. 001, a seller who is also the buyer, and a running deal sheet. Its interactive core offers three negotiation moves: object, counter-offer, or walk away; each makes the price rise rather than fall. The surrounding contract fiction expands the joke with an appraisal performed by the subject himself, three accepted signatures, one billion quickly counted units, and a drawer containing ninety litres of gold paint.
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