Observed arrival · 2026-09-11

Wallet Roast: the chain kept receipts

walletroast.app Observed source

Editorial interest 79/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

A deterministic wallet-analysis tool that reads public Robinhood Chain activity and assigns the address a roast archetype.

Landing page captured for the 2026-09-11 issue.

Field notes

Wallet Roast presents a wallet reading as a frozen case file rather than a conventional portfolio dashboard. Its rules engine considers contracts, reverts, NFT holdings, activity patterns, and other stated dimensions, then maps the result to one of eleven archetypes. The sample record reports 74 contracts touched, 31 reverted transactions, 74 NFTs, and 413 days of wallet age. The page says identical wallet-and-block inputs produce the same roast and that the optional NFT image is generated onchain from the statistics.

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