Observed arrival · 2026-09-12
FLYSWATTER, a one-neuron machine with a grudge
Credibility concern recorded. The source reference remains available for verification and correction.
A live dashboard presents a physical fly swatter as a tiny nervous system, complete with mesh vision, arm telemetry, swing events, and a blockchain token.
Field notes
The interface separates the claimed system into mesh sensing, arm control, swing events, kitchen state, and wallet panels. Its stated mechanism uses two visual channels—HATE and MORE HATE—to drive a single leaky neuron, with named outputs for left-right aim, forward motion, retreat, and full commitment. The page reports a 31 m/s threshold, a 20 ms time constant, and held-out results of +20.85 flies against +2.65 untrained, though those figures remain self-reported.
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