Observed arrival · 2026-09-15
Hire Cooper, the Website Résumé With a Sense of Humor
A personal recruitment site pitching semiconductor equipment engineer and systems builder Cooper Kramer for work between software and the physical world.
Field notes
The page structures its pitch around three operating environments: physical equipment, the systems built around it, and the people who must use or understand those systems. It names Tokyo Electron and Albany NanoTech, along with work involving ERP, automation, tracking, and digital twins. Its self-assessment uses deliberately unserious figures—91% semiconductor fluency and 96% operational-chaos tolerance—while the FAQ draws a clear boundary around what Cooper does not claim to be.
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