Observed arrival · 2026-09-24
Bribe Collins: a parody contribution portal
A political satire site soliciting contributions for The Blue Anchor Project, which says it will use the money for ads holding Susan Collins accountable.
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- Readers tracking political accountability and campaign finance
- Worth noticing
- Preset amounts echo figures the page attributes to ProPublica, from $33 in alleged straw donations to a $500,000 super-PAC ask.
Field notes
The donation interface offers preset amounts tied to different figures in the page’s account, plus a custom amount capped at $5,000. It attributes the $150,000 check, the reported 87-month sentence, and the status of the FBI probe to ProPublica. A disclaimer says political contributions are not tax deductible, and the page says ActBlue processes payments.
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✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
◉HumanPersonal, local, civic, or handmade
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