Observed arrival · 2026-09-24
Triangle Back turns office jargon into a button-operated game
A fake office-jargon generator combines workplace roles, meeting types, and an employee-ID digit into phrases ready for the conference room.
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- Office workers trapped in jargon-heavy meetings
- Worth noticing
- The employee-ID digit controls the closing clause, including “by EOD, which is a feeling, not a time.”
Field notes
The listed inputs span functions from Engineering and Legal to Support and IT, alongside meeting types such as Retro, Steering, and Postmortem. The closing phrases include mock corporate formulations such as “so it cascades to the people who weren't invited.” The page also describes the parking lot as a place where an abandoned phrase lands and “will not be discussed.”
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