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Card 725 of 9752026-09-24 issue

Observed arrival · 2026-09-24

$RETT: a real-estate trust with no real estate

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Editorial interest 76/100 Selection signal · not a rating of the site

Credibility concern recorded. The source reference remains available for verification and correction.

A Solana token is presented as an absurdist real-estate trust, while the page says there is no property and no fund.

Landing page captured for the 2026-09-24 issue.
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The page lists $0 in assets under management and an undefined cap rate, and says no property or fund exists.

Field notes

The page borrows the structure of an investment-trust site, including leadership, holdings, instrument details, and fund facts. It lists a one-billion-token supply and says mint authority is revoked, but the extracted page does not verify the contract or a functioning transaction. Its own disclaimer says the token is not a registered security and that no property or fund exists.

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○OpenPublic substance visible
$PaidCommerce or pricing visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
◎NicheUnusually specific use
⚑RiskCredibility concern recorded

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