Observed arrival · 2026-09-27
The Sirens Party’s Dating Manifesto
A Russian-language political parody turns dating grievances into a party platform, complete with a downloadable manifesto and four campaign posters.
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- Men wary of financial pressure in relationships
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- The manifesto pairs its “financial boarding” metaphor with a clear condition: the “cat-wife” chooses her own partner.
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The page builds its fictional party identity through numbered platform sections, a longer manifesto, and a collection of four downloadable posters. Maritime language—sirens, shores, reefs, and financial “boarding”—runs through the copy, while the manifesto explicitly says the “cat-wife” chooses whom she likes. Its final heat-pipe joke returns to an earlier image of being told that sleeping in a heating tunnel builds character.
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