Observed arrival · 2026-09-29
Ever Eat This Man? — Breakfast’s recurring face
A participatory mystery site collects anonymous reports of the same face appearing in people’s breakfast.
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- The origin story places the first sighting in a café’s oatmeal, then traces reports into granola bars and other breakfast foods.
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The origin story follows a face from a café bowl of oatmeal into granola bars and other breakfast foods, while the theories section keeps several explanations in play. The message form displays a 600-character limit and promises anonymous submission without sign-up. The homepage also says its message board and photo section are loading, so their contents are not available in the supplied extract.
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