Observed arrival · 2026-09-29
FAFO Graph: consequences, rendered in 1998
An interactive joke chart lets you stretch the “Fuck Around” axis and watch the “Find Out” consequences climb.
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- For
- Fans of consequence jokes and retro-web parody
- Worth noticing
- The 50 sets range from office mishaps to ancient Rome, with a manual picker alongside the page’s claimed 10-minute rotation.
Field notes
The interface pairs a draggable graph with a selected scenario and a displayed result, then offers “Brag to the group chat” and “Learn nothing, go again” controls. Readers can pick from 50 named sets, while the page says the featured set changes every 10 minutes. Its nostalgia is built from page details—guestbook prompts, a webring, Netscape references and a fake Windows crash—rather than relying on imagery.
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✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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