Observed arrival · 2026-09-29
Goofus Malufus: Brooklyn’s Cosmic Cats
A character site where Brooklyn cats Frankie the Shark and Boots acquire cosmic lore, distinctive profiles, and a four-part daily practice.
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- Readers who enjoy cats, Brooklyn lore, and surreal character writing
- Worth noticing
- Its “Daily Practice” turns cat behavior into four named movements: Mouse, Yowl, Groom, and Floop.
Field notes
Frankie is presented as a gray, snaggle-toothed “dream pilot,” while Boots is described as the white-booted “cosmic face” and keeper of the clean paw. Their “Daily Practice” divides cat behavior into four movements—Mouse, Yowl, Groom, and Floop—before the page closes with a transmission from Brooklyn toward “Deep Space.” Each cat also gets a brief profile with three identifying traits.
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