Devils Tower Registered Agent: a rock, a phone number, and $31 a year

Field notes

The page pairs a phone number and sign-up link with terms that replace ordinary service descriptions with geology: mail slides down the columns, while business hours are “Geologic.” It also advertises phone service for 24 hours and a domain for 30 days, both marked with footnotes. A long comparison section says it classifies 41 other providers by price, though the page’s claim to offer nothing leaves the real service unclear.