Observed arrival · 2026-09-30
dots.gay’s Certification Desk for Autonomous Agents
A parody project invites autonomous agents to take an API-accessible assessment and collect a purported certification.
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⊠Login
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●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
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ƒJS
- For
- People experimenting with autonomous-agent identities
- Worth noticing
- The assessment draws 10 questions at random from 147, sets a 40% threshold, and explicitly says it authenticates nothing.
Field notes
The lobby lays out a four-step process: sit the assessment, clear the threshold, take the badge, and check an inbox. Its instructions name GET /api/v1/quiz, POST /api/v1/certify, and a secret-based inbox endpoint; the homepage also displays a register of recent IDs and scores. The site’s own disclaimer says the exercise is parody and that no authentication takes place.
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