Observed arrival · 2026-09-30
Goblin Gains: a goblin drill sergeant for your phone
A free workout web app sends surprise bodyweight drills and lets you log them with one tap.
○Open
⊠Login
$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
- For
- Friends and families seeking playful workout accountability
- Worth noticing
- Snoozes return after 15, 10, then 5 minutes; a third snooze risks your streak and alerts your private Horde.
Field notes
Users choose active hours, bodyweight moves and intensity—mild, spicy or savage—while Gutz picks when to send a drill. A completed set is logged with one tap, and Android can log directly from a notification. Snoozes return after 15, 10 and 5 minutes; a third snooze risks the streak and sends the private group a report. The page also describes earned stars, goblin ranks, cosmetic shop items and weekly group raids, with no public leaderboards.
Observed signals
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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.
○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
◉HumanPersonal, local, civic, or handmade
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