Observed arrival · 2026-10-03
Asstistics: the NFL’s Ass Index
A position-specific NFL player leaderboard that uses an irreverent 0–100 rating to rank early-season performance, with higher scores meaning worse play.
- For
- NFL fans comparing early-season starter performance
- Worth noticing
- 680 of 748 listed starters are graded; below-minimum samples stay ungraded, while OL and FB ratings use team-context proxies.
Field notes
The displayed snapshot covers regular-season Weeks 1–3 and identifies its starter list as coming from an October 2 depth-chart release, including three wide receivers and listed nickel backs. Ratings use different evidence by position: the page cites public charting for coverage and front-seven grades, while offensive-line and fullback scores rely partly on team outcomes. It also notes that players below position-specific sample minimums are left ungraded.
Observed signals
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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.
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