Observed arrival · 2026-10-17
Help, I’m At The Elmo!
A comedy web-series preview built around fictional hosts, invented celebrity news, and the legendary roof of Toronto’s El Mocambo.
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- Fans of scripted music-scene satire
- Worth noticing
- A fake headline offers a Taylor Swift vinyl variant pressed onto two bald guys’ heads; the page clarifies that the pictured guests are not who you think.
Field notes
The page organizes its material like a record sleeve, with Side A, A2, B1, and liner-note sections. Its sample headlines include Keith Richards’ lip grease covering just over half of cigarettes ever smoked and a singer who would rather have a big tangy stick of rhubarb than his baby back. The pilot description and soundtrack controls are present, but the audio is identified as placeholder material.
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