Definitely Not Rohde & Schwarz Has Frequencies—and No Taste
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An unofficial parody of a precision-engineering website, rebuilt as a 1998-style fever dream of gradients, fake hype, and signal-themed jokes.
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An unofficial parody of a precision-engineering website, rebuilt as a 1998-style fever dream of gradients, fake hype, and signal-themed jokes.
A 13-part policy argument proposes fines, whistleblower bounties, and risk-priced insurance to deter frontier AI development that could cause human extinction.
An unofficial Formula 1 archive combining session timing, pace and tyre analysis, results, conditions, transcripts, news, and video across seasons dating to 2018.
A birding app that maps real eBird sightings onto a hand-illustrated, seasonal guide to the birds around you.
A site presents a simulated larval zebrafish nervous system controlling a real browser through vision and motor output.
A BNB Chain project that uses a simulated male fruit-fly connectome to steer a cursor through a token-launch workflow.
An experimental network lets visitors follow six illustrated flies, each backed by a different connectome model and memory.
An experimental interface maps one observed Drosophila’s movement into behavioral states and simulated trading decisions.
A live webpage presents a real can of bug spray as a three-neuron cybernetic specimen that senses a kitchen and controls its trigger.
An interactive drawing studio uses a 165,122-neuron fruit-fly brain simulation to steer a virtual pen around prompted outlines.
An interactive settlement where 12 simulated flies forage, work, trade, and respond to a neural model built from connectome data.
A global ten-day rainfall explorer that emphasizes where precipitation is not arriving, using ECMWF HRES and AIFS forecasts.
A public status board that tests free LLM APIs and reports whether their models actually respond correctly.
A clothing shop built around fruit-fly brain maps, selling six fixed designs and custom shirts generated from the MaleCNS connectome.
Cite300 checks OSHA coverage, helps classify recordable injuries, tracks reporting clocks, and produces a 300A posting sheet and ITA upload CSV.
A global online home for Relay For Life, combining event information, survivor stories, community tools, and ways to participate.
A public institution honoring fifty Black men who have lived in Las Vegas for at least fifty years and helped shape the city.
A free Hebrew preparation platform for Israel's צו ראשון psychometric exam, with guided practice, timed simulations, and a daily study plan.
An in-development proposal for self-driving electric vehicles that arrive on demand, wait while people load trash, and leave without an overnight pile.
A proposed 5 × 7 × 7-foot cedar sauna for two, with wall-mounted bench halves that fold into a raised hot-yoga platform.
An interactive brain–machine fruit-fly simulation paints a day as light and dark, then lets a modeled Drosophila nominate one free hour.
A reported magazine about the money, labour, time, and care involved in running a household.
A quiet focus timer that turns completed intervals into illustrated night scenes and keeps a private browser-based work journal.
An interactive atlas reconstructing ice sheets, sea levels, exposed land, and lost landscapes across the last 30,000 years.