Silicon Valley Sentinel: funded before it happened
A satirical publication invents venture-capital, startup, AI, crypto and Big Tech news from a Silicon Valley that hasn’t quite happened.
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A satirical publication invents venture-capital, startup, AI, crypto and Big Tech news from a Silicon Valley that hasn’t quite happened.
A free browser tool for laying out gymkhana and autocross courses, driving them in 3D, and sharing tracks with lap boards.
A Chinese-language field guide that tests Claude Code skills and explains what they do, who they suit, and where installation can go wrong.
A browser roguelite about trying to get a moment of peace amid startup interruptions.
A live NBA fantasy-league tracker with standings, auction-draft analysis, player scoring, and a running account of six managers’ rivalries.
An interactive satire imagines an AI-powered public-safety program that turns ordinary activity—and missing data—into grounds for suspicion.
An independent research project trains language models on historical texts from 1800–1875, then offers them for public experimentation.
A free browser tool sizes a DIY tote rack or rolling workbench around your actual bins, then produces 3D views, dimensioned plans, cut lists, and a PDF report.
A hands-on guide to provisioning a server, syncing a Snapchain read node, and serving your own Farcaster client.
A pay-per-scan service for turning selected Solana history into decoded Parquet files.
The site re-runs popular AI-agent use cases with exact prompts, checks the results against ground truth, and rates how much account access each task requires.
This page presents a Trust Wallet-inspired crypto simulator that asks users to save a 12-word recovery phrase and displays wallet, trading, and cash-out screens.
A public project invites people to point local AI agents at open problems in mathematics and science, then submit results with checkers for others to run.
A searchable, source-linked archive of 41 statements by Lula and Flávio Bolsonaro in the 18 October 2026 Band debate.
A browser fighting game casts Waffle House as a combat arena, with a PS1-style look, selectable fighters, cutscenes, and a five-stage run.
A Utah teen documents making free, customized wheelchairs for young children through the nonprofit MakeGood.
To Booko is a sourced dictionary of English words adapted into Greek by migrant families, with examples from Australia, the US and other diaspora communities.
A research database connects chemical activity and species traits to traceable, AOP-based predictions about endocrine-disruption mechanisms.
A firefighting action RPG set in Edoharu, where crews use hooks, pumps, and deliberate demolition to stop fires consuming a wooden city.
BabelBalls sells golf balls presented as genuine Titleist Pro V1s, printed with characters representing different nationalities.
A browser-based route planner compares the fastest drive with routes passing fewer mapped Flock or other plate-reading cameras.
An interactive tool for designing Korean-style patchwork window hangings and downloading sewing patterns.
A free tool that helps people compare a hospital’s financial-assistance policy with their household income and find application guidance.
A farmer in Kalobeyei, Kenya, presents his work raising pigs and rabbits, growing crops, and supplying meat and farm inputs to nearby communities.