Sponsor Grandma's Coffin

Why it surfaced

This is a tightly engineered joke about attention, sponsorship, and crypto speculation: each of 11 funeral surfaces starts at $10, doubles hands each time, and offers no refunds to outbid sponsors. The page admits Marlene, the coffin, and the death schedule are invented—but insists the money and placement are real.

A fictional 91-year-old auctions logo space on her supposed coffin, with bids paid in USDC and the auction ending when she “flatlines.”