Observed arrival · 2026-09-30
BonkCity: multiplayer mallet mayhem in a browser
A free browser brawler where 2–8 players swing mallets, hop between rooftops and try to knock one another into a canal.
○Open
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$Paid
†Ads
✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
- For
- Friends looking for a quick browser party game
- Worth noticing
- Taking a hit raises a lump, making later knockbacks send players farther.
Field notes
The controls are spelled out as WASD to move, mouse to look, and Space to jump; on a phone, the page says to hold it sideways. A hit adds a lump, and more lumps mean a player flies farther. The listed roof pickups include boing boots and hot sauce, while banana peels can be dropped with F. The page also offers a play-with-bots option.
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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.
○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
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