Observed arrival · 2026-10-22
Hyperplate’s Five-Story Frying Campus
A public-review concept for a five-story food-compute campus at 64 E. Walnut St. in Westerville, Ohio.
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- Westerville residents reviewing a campus concept
- Worth noticing
- The page lists 400 numbered driver bays and “N+1 cheese redundancy” among the concept’s figures.
Field notes
The page identifies itself as a “Community Review Draft, Rev. C,” with navigation spanning eight numbered sections. It links to a concept package, a 2:12 film, and a feedback option. Among the figures shown are 400 driver bays, 300 MW dedicated to frying, and dual grease feeds; the extract does not establish whether the campus is a literal proposal or satire.
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