Observed arrival · 2026-10-22
Petty Stats: serious numbers for petty arguments
A football stats tool that ranks team and player numbers over a chosen timeframe, then packages the results as shareable “receipts.”
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$Paid
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✦Pretty
●Pro
◎Niche
◉Human
⚑Risk
ƒJS
- For
- Football fans comparing teams or players
- Worth noticing
- Rankings use qualified cohorts, and some receipts include caveats about what the statistic does not prove.
Field notes
The page gives each receipt a sample-strength label and a comparison group, such as a player’s ranking among qualified quarterbacks or running backs. Some entries add context about limitations: one notes that catch rate is affected by deep targets, throw accuracy, and coverage, while others explain that multi-team totals are combined without double-counting.
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Editorial observations of this landing page, not a rating.
○OpenPublic substance visible
✦PrettyNotable craft visible
●ProPolished or operationally mature
◎NicheUnusually specific use
ƒJavaScriptBrowser-side code central
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